September 2011
I predict that A.J. Burnett will not throw a...
Also, there will be a rainbow in the middle of the night and Jesus Montero will hit eleventy home runs and a dog will walk on his hind legs for three miles.
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Fuck the Red Sox.
Jonathan Papelbum’s mouth looks like a butthole. I can’t deal with this.
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I have noticed way too many people in the city walking and talking to themselves. They don’t have a Bluetooth attached to their ears, either. It’s extremely disconcerting.
August 2011
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“I am absolutely heartbroken at what I’m seeing now, coming in, out of Vermont. ...”
– The Weather Channel’s JIM CANTORE, while reporting on the progress of Hurricane Irene on August 28.
(h/t to ohhleary)
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There is a Pinkberry exactly 8 blocks down from my office. I know what my lunch break is involving tomorrow! Anyway, it has to make up for the crappy yogurt I bought from Pret today. Literally forcefed it to myself because the julienne apple pieces were the best part.
FROYO, I SEE YOU SOONS
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I just want to know if NJ Transit bus routes are...
WHY THE FUCK are weird people coming out of the woodwork and trying to hang out with me all of a sudden? We weren’t friends before; we’re not friends now. SLOW DOWN.
I SERIOUSLY can't believe people are annoyed that...
SERIOUSLY????
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SURVIVED!
Yes! All that anxiety was for nothing! I woke up an hour ago and realized, wow… I made it! I wasn’t carried away by a tornado, my house is still standing, my street just looks saturated - that’s it.
YAY!
Now, for all those idiots out there who are disappointed by the storm and that it wasn’t what they were expecting… so, okay, so they’d rather have Katrina?...
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Well, it’s official. Tornado warning for Monmouth County.
Listen, I get it. I’ll be fine. But when tornados are my biggest fear and I have nightmares about them on a monthly basis, yeah. I’m going to be freaking out.
Breathebreathebreathe get water get grapes get a cookie make yourself feel better with food and a Yankees DVD IT WILL BE FINE.
thegreg said: You’re good. If anything happens call emergency services. They’re ready and waiting. You’re good stay calm and be smart. You’re tough. This bitch has nothing on you.
vergeofbliss said: be safe…hopefully the flooding will be kept to a minimum…hugs!
Thank you guys. I will be safe! And Greg, you’re totally correct - I’ll show that bitch who’s boss in Jersey...
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FUCKFUCKFUCK I hate this I hate this I hate this why is this hurricane A THING?
GIVE ME A BLIZZARD! AT LEAST I CAN GO PLAY IN THE AFTERMATH!
The wind is picking up really bad and I think I just saw lightning and oh my God, my anxiety.
I swear, this new anxiety issue of mine is REALLY being tested this week, between Hurricane Irene and the earthquake.
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Tornado warning in Gloucester County and Camden County until 10am.
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Tornado Warnings
-Burlington County -LBI -Southeast Atlantic County -Southern Ocean County
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t sitting here losing my ability to breathe normally. I’m in Western Monmouth County which, geographically, is not that far from any of these counties.
Tornadoes are my biggest fear.
Millstone, NJ has lost power - and it's the next...
Greeeeeeeeeeat.
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I feel fortunate that no mature trees surround my house. I live in a fairly new development so it’s all little trees lining the streets. To those of you who have majestic, tall trees around you: I’m thinking of you.
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Hurried Hurricane Answers:
thegreg replied to your post: Honestly, I’m more concerned about New York…
My big concern is about the Jersey coast. I’m really fearful about LBI, and the shore towns and what this could do. If anything I’m glad its one week before Labor Day and business won’t be affected too badly. Lets just get through this. Be safe.
I can’t even imagine the damage that will be done to our...
