June 2010
I hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day...
YAY!
Jun 1st
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May 2010
Fuckin'. Whoa. My life. Whoa.
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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2 shots of Patron (shots shots shots shots shots)...
What the! I used to be such a heavyweight! Now I have the tolerance of an infant. Embarrassing.  I kicked off my Memorial Day Weekend at Jenk’s in Point Pleasant Beach last night, much to my loud protesting. I almost didn’t go because it just gets packed there and the Bennys start to arrive, thus creating an environment that’s less than desirable. Luckily, it was fun! ...
May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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An anecdote that takes place after watching Los...
I met up with my friend at a local bar and he opened a tab for our beer. After he paid I offered to give him some money for my beer, as any good and normal friend should. A guy next to me all of a sudden said, “You must have a lot of money!” I paused, laughed and said, “How?” He came up with some bullshit reason, including him pointing out my $2.50 Old Navy flip flops. We...
May 28th
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Dear pork chop eating Yankee fans.
ohthosepinstripes: DON’T EAT KIM JONES’ PORK CHOP ON A STICK. EVER. IT MAKES MICHAEL KAY WANT TO VOMIT. Michael Kay is annoying but yes, I have to agree with him on this one. Good God, brash drunk fans. Leave our Kimmeh alone.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Mark Teixiera, YOU ARE A BEAST.
May 28th
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I find it extremely ridiculous and sort of... →
(via ohthosepinstripes) I WANT TO CUDDLE HIM. That’s all. And feed him cookies.
May 28th
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May 27th
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Not that I condone seeing the movie or anything,...
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Since when did some guys become so damn whiny and...
Why am I seemingly offensive lately? I’m not. I’m the least offensive girl you’ll ever meet. I do have a bit of an attitude but it’s because I live in this great state of New Jersey.
May 27th
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May 27th
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YOU AIN'T NEVER TOO OLD TO BE DIRTY.
(via suspensionbridges) All I think when I see Pettitte is “Dirty Texan.” He is. He is so dirt-nastay.
May 27th
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Go away, "Glee."
May 27th
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Oddville Daily: Yankee Transforms Into The Great... →
Minor league baseball’s new mandatory helmets can withstand pitches up to 100 mph, but are humongous, and make the players look ridiculous. These atrocious helmets are optional in the majors, but one player has decided to put safety before style. After sustaining a couple concussions, manager… I must disagree with this. Francisco Cervelli can completely hit on me any time and the...
May 26th
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