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Those Ford "Swap Your Ride Sales Event"...
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Apr 30th
As a single gal, sometimes I'd REALLY like to have...
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My mom doesn't belong in Victoria's Secret.
uprightcitizens: noonecanresistmyschweddyballs: tookieclothespin-: “OMG, LOOK AT THE PRICE OF THIS BRA!” “SO MANY THONGS! WHY WOULD YOU WEAR BUTT FLOSS?” “ARE YOU REALLY BUYING BLACK UNDERWEAR? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SAY ABOUT A GIRL, RIGHT?” I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME MOM I think this is how all moms react to Victoria’s Secret. It’s the funniest/most embarrassing thing in the world. My...
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“He went and took that show back and I think in a similar situation, if roles had...”
– CONAN O’BRIEN, speaking to Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes about Jay Leno; the interview airs this Sunday. (via inothernews)
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Community is slowing creeping up to 30 Rock level...
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*rage* Everyone just needs to fuck off. Kthxbye.
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My mom and I are IMing while she's at work and she...
My mother is turning into a 13 year old watch ‘10.
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'Community' And The Art Of Confidence | NPR Monkey... →
uprightcitizens: popculturebrain: An explanation of why Community is the most underrated new comedy. And I would have to agree. Yes. Yes. Yes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Community is the best show on Comedy Night Done Right (Parks is a close second), and Dan Harmon may be my favorite showrunner since Mitch Hurwitz. Finally, someone puts into words everything I love about this...
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Scientists are trying to use the world's largest... →
thegreg: stevewhitaker: If movies have taught us anything, it’s that GIANT LASERS AND HUGE NUCLEAR REACTIONS ARE BAD! “This is something you’re going to tell your grandchildren about,” the spokeswoman said on a recent tour of the lab. “You were here when they were about to get fusion ignition. “It’s like standing on the hill watching the Wright brothers’ plane go by.” Did Edison sleep...
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@synecdoche: Mischa Weight Gain Watch... →
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Apr 28th
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CURSE YOU, Best Buy. You carry every other comedy...
omgstephanie: (via wildinnocent) that’s what you get for shopping at best buy. HMMPH! -fye employee Sigh sigh sigh. I’ll check out FYE tomorrow. I was just at the supermarket behind Best Buy, so I was all, “heeeeeey shitty box store.”
Apr 28th
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Also, why is that awful E! reality program "Pretty...
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CURSE YOU, Best Buy. You carry every other comedy...
Apr 28th
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I mean, I love Andy and Jorma and Akiva, but now...
JIZZ IN MAH PANTZ.
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Yo, we'll punch your jeans - we've said it before....
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6:45. Me. Myself. And Christopher Mintz-Plasse in...
pygmygeek: Reblogging for Jorma’s face, ALL DAY ERR’DAY.
Apr 27th
 thesecondgleam replied to your post:RE: Why is it when you try to become friends with a guy, they perceive it as more? WHY? At the risk of sounding cliche, it is impossible for males and females to just share true friendship. You may be friendly. You may be casual friends. But if there is enough mutual interest and commonality to establish a friendship, inevitably romantic feelings will arise, as...
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thegreg asked: RE: Why is it when you try to become friends with a guy, they perceive it as more? WHY?

At the risk of sounding cliche, it is impossible for males and females to just share true friendship. You may be friendly. You may be casual friends. But if there is enough mutual interest and commonality to establish a friendship, inevitably romantic feelings will arise, as we are inherently...
Apr 27th
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My Thoughts on The Friend Zone:
theycallmezulu: hourlonghighatus: Fuck you.  If you really cared about us that much you would give us a fucking chance. Do you honestly think we like listening to you mope about the boys you like?  No.  Fuck you. We are secretly in love with you and you string us along and then fuck us over.  It makes you look like a petty and vain person. Next time i get friend zoned im going postal.  I...
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